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Rikki Santer

Rikki Santer’s poetry has received many honors including five Pushcart and three Ohioana book award nominations as well as a fellowship from the National Endowment for the Humanities.   Her tenth poetry collection, How to Board a Moving Ship is recently released by Lily Poetry Review Books. Please contact her through her website:

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